Daily offering

So, bought the 50th birthday party things today in Tescos! Costa packet but what care I! This is eventful!

Rang the oxygen suppliers and they finally found me on the records. The lovely Esme found the HOOF on the records as it had been assigned to someone who as usual was "off" today. Still they are better than the last lot with whom i had a problem.

Its raining cats,dogs and hamsters today in Swindon. Vile! But I have cosmically ordered dry weather for monday and the civil partnership.

The office doc rang and e mailed me too. This should all be interesting!

The grumpyscot is funny. He is coming to dabiglemonwedding. He is also comingf to dabiglemon's birthday. Hhe is intent on immortalising dabiglemon in his blog. Does he like all lemons or just me?

Yesterday I needed a cheer up. I put the word "fart" into dablogsearch and was shown an array of funny fart things which nearly had me reaching for the oxygen again! Fart noises make me larf, the written word fart makes me larf but D's farts done under the bedclothes just make me wretch! As do my own but they make me smile as well