Benefits-the joys of being on benefits

Or should this be entitled why are there so many hoops to jump through to get benefits?

I hate the way you have to give the DWP the ins and outs of a duck's behind in order to secure what you are able to from them. I have secured both DLA and incapacity benefit already but its what you have to do to get them that gets my goat!

I am not a scrounger! I had a good job and now lung disease means i need benefits as my employers no longer pay me! I worked for 30 years plus until this happened!

Form this, form that. It gets up my nose. They'll be asking how much lavvy paper i used next
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!